I Want to Live At the Mall, part deux
Doing another walk of shame on Monday morning. I'm surprised I've held out as long as I have. Hitting these places:
* Chapters
* Starbucks
* HMV
* CD Plus
* East Side Board Supply
* West 49
* The Body Shop
I think that's it for the Regent Mall. My porn friend Melanie, who has been working at Chapters for about a year now, tells me that it is a regular occurrence for men to be found masturbating in the "Erotica" section. She says that most of them are reasonably discreet, but it's not unheard of for somebody to take it out, either.
I am probably more-or-less underqualified to work at either East Side or West 49 because I do not "have a passion for skateboarding or snowboarding," but I figure the little blonde I saw behind the counter of East Side last night rocking out to "Sk8er Boi" probably doesn't have a passion for those things either. Or I'm a fucking superficial elitist snob. Either way, really.
* Chapters
* Starbucks
* HMV
* CD Plus
* East Side Board Supply
* West 49
* The Body Shop
I think that's it for the Regent Mall. My porn friend Melanie, who has been working at Chapters for about a year now, tells me that it is a regular occurrence for men to be found masturbating in the "Erotica" section. She says that most of them are reasonably discreet, but it's not unheard of for somebody to take it out, either.
I am probably more-or-less underqualified to work at either East Side or West 49 because I do not "have a passion for skateboarding or snowboarding," but I figure the little blonde I saw behind the counter of East Side last night rocking out to "Sk8er Boi" probably doesn't have a passion for those things either. Or I'm a fucking superficial elitist snob. Either way, really.
posted by Mary at 4:27 p.m.
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