So long, farewell...

I'm no longer unemployed. I got two jobs, in fact. One as a research assistant (read: editor/coffee monkey/proofreader/marker of papers), the other as a holiday season retail slave at the mall (read: seller of socks and slippers). Therefore, destitute is no longer the new black; now overworked and underpaid is the new black.

To see evidence of this, head on over to My Shitty Job.