I Want to Live At the Mall

Tomorrow morning I'm doing the walk of shame. That's right, the following Regent Mall stores can expect to receive resumes from me:

American Eagle
Bentley
Black's Photography
Bluenotes
Body Shop, The
CD Plus
Clair de Lune
Claire's Accessories
Fruits & Passion
Great Canadian News Company, The

I was thinking about hitting the movie theatre as well, but I fear that they would give me the humiliating job of standing under the screen during the coming attractions with a snack cart. Are people so fucking lazy they can't even walk to the lobby to pay $12 for a small popcorn and drink?

In conclusion, up with capitalism!