WTF?

I don't k now what's wrong with me. Why do I keep applying for jobs that I do not want?

Yesterday I went back to Chapters to buy a book I saw while I was waiting around to be humiliated the day before... I'm convinced that's why they made us all wander around the store for 10 minutes while they gathered chairs for the interview; so we would find stuff we wanted to buy. Anyway, I bought a book about starting home-based mail order businesses, along with a gift certificate and birthday card for my bitchy and anorexic roommate. While I was up there, I noticed that the Starbucks location in the store had a Help Wanted sign in their window, so I left them a resume. I still had a bunch in my bag from the Chapters debacle the previous day and my failed attempt at getting a retail dream job in a porn shop, so I figured "eh, why not?" Less than 24hrs after receiving my resume, they called me for an interview for Monday morning. Jesus H. Christ. I DON'T WANT TO WORK FOR STARBUCKS!