Crisi-tunity!

The Chinese use the same word for "crisis" as they do for "opportunity". Who says you can't learn anything from The Simpsons?

So anyway, after writing the Chapters job interview-related rant you see below this entry, I checked the HRDC job postings again, and lo and behold, there are two vacancies at The Adult Video Warehouse (aka: X-Citement Video)! Fuck yeah, if I'm gonna be selling crap to idiots, it may as well be porn. I also assume that because of the nature of the business, nobody's gonna get their panties in a bunch if I tell the odd customer to fuck off when they deserve it.

The problem is... as far as I know this city's lone porno store is operated by a closed hipster-ocracy of Taproom regulars, including friends of my ex who have spent the last several years hearing about what a phsychopathic whore I am without ever meeting me. Here's hoping X-Citement Video is under new management. I'm gonna go down there in person tomorrow and see what the rhubarb is.

I'm also sending an application to the New Brunswick Pork Council because they are looking for an office assitant. You can't make this stuff up.