Anti-Pam Filter

Christ, I'm so fucking thick sometimes it amazes me. I got up this morning with the intention of going down to X-Citement Video to drop off a resume. I checked the ad on HRDC one last time to make sure there wasn't anything important that I missed when I read it yesterday, and then I got in the shower to get ready to leave. While I was in the shower, I realized something: the "contact name" listed in the posting was "Pam", and it suddenly dawned on me that it's that Pam; the same one who was obsessed with my ex when we were going out, and the same one he's always with whenever I get dragged against my will to the Taproom, and the same one who always shoots me dirty looks when I see her on the bus. So anyway, I guess the dream is over: no porn job for Mary. :-(

I want to move to Halifax really bad and get a job at Venus Envy so I can hang out with all the hip lesbians and pro-porn feminists, damn it.