Could've been the whiskey.

New on HRDC today: truck driver; typist (tell me where Grafton is and I'll do it!); automobile wrecker (you have to bring your own tools); logging truck driver; insurance salesman (I couldn't even sell water to people dying in the desert); sales associate (at The Wicker Emporium!!); hairdresser; aesthetician. My friend Laura is an aesthetician. She says she waxes pubes all day. I don't care what the tips are like, that doesn't sound like a good way to spend half my waking hours.