From the Office of the Auditor General

Dear Ms. G-----,

This letter is in reference to your application for employment with this Office.

Following a careful review and evaluation of all applicants, I regret to inform you that we are unable to offer you a position.

Thank you for the interest you have expressed in this Office.

Yours sincerely,

K. D. Robinson,
Deputy Auditor General

I guess I'll add this one to my growing collection.