Greetings from the mysterious east.

I'm unemployed. Sometimes I don't mind it, like when I get to lay around all day watching TV, downloading porn, reading comic books and playing SNES games. Other times I hate it. Like when my bank and credit card statements come. And those unnerving letters from the student loan people saying they want their $45k back. Those are the absolute worst.

Basically, I've gotten bored and cranky enough that I've decided my unemployment should be chronicled... but somewhere other than in my SuicideGirls journal so as to not bore to death all my porn friends. Hence: Destitute is the New Black!.